Ever had a restraining order against you?

Yesterday was a snow day! I had to go to court in the morning for a ticket that I put off paying. It was the first time I’ve ever been “arraigned”. I plead no contest, which I think is really weird. I mean, it’s not guilty, and not not guilty. But imho, it has to be one or the other. I mean, even if you have an explanation, you’re still guilty. Whateva’! It was an interesting experience…..there were attractive firemen there. Took the rest of the day off.

Not much sleep lately. I need sleep and detox. I’m in a really randomly bad mood today and not sure why. I really miss my dog. Floyd was super high on the way to work today. I hope for his sake that he went straight to his desk and didn’t talk to any one for an hour or two.

On the bright side, a new guy has been sleeping over lately and he’s a great cuddler – just in time for winter! I somehow forgot how much it sucks when some one leaves your bed in the morning when you really want them there.

The Jamie show is really good today. I love the Jamie show – stream it every morning. If you don’t, you’re missing out. She’s awesome! She just had a kid though. A little too much kid talk. I miss the “I have the balls to admit I crawled through my boyfriend's doggie door to spy on him and found out he was indeed cheating on me” Jamie. I don’t know if I’d crawl through a doggie door, but I think that’s awesome! There’s an expert on the radio saying all men cheat or want to cheat. That’s depressing. Stalking must be good times. I had a stalker in high school. Once he brought a ladder to my parent’s house and tried to get into my bedroom at night.

The last time he tried to contact me was four years ago. He sent me a fake horoscope thing (no clue how he found my email). It asked me a bunch of questions and said it would give me a love prediction. When it was done I got a message saying “Thank you, your answers have been sent to Asshole McDouchebag”.

I used to know all of my ex’s passwords and codes to his house and family’s houses. He broke my heart and I didn’t even check his email once after. Pretty proud of myself! I honestly thought I was a lot more neurotic than that!

……..A stalker would really boost my self esteem these days…….If you’re interested please leave a comment, and I’ll give details as to my location ; )