I am a steaming hot librarian by day, and burlesque dancer by night. Yes, I do private parties.
A healthy mix of cocaine, purging and smoking keep me delightfully skinny but just enough so my implants don't look ridiculous. I can barely remember then name of the current prEsident. I'll always know who Angelina Jolie is humping though.
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Did you complain formally about getting screwed out of the special, or... does someone from Subway read your blog? >.>
Anyway, sweet deal!
The post was a cut and paste directly out of their online complaint form. I doubt they took the time to read the whole thing...but whatever.
They've sent me 2 apologies mistakenly - i almost feel bad.
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