My best friend from 4th, 5th and 6th, and I think some of 7th grade, got engaged in the past month or so. What a crazy world we live in where I even know that, and how nutty that it's from her Facebook "status". Geeze.
I am a steaming hot librarian by day, and burlesque dancer by night. Yes, I do private parties.
A healthy mix of cocaine, purging and smoking keep me delightfully skinny but just enough so my implants don't look ridiculous. I can barely remember then name of the current prEsident. I'll always know who Angelina Jolie is humping though.
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yeah, no kidding!!! ;-)
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